Video: Why Does Everyone Need to Be on Drugs or Have Butt Sex to Be Cool?

Funny or Die has a new video about how fucking annoying San Francisco is. The hippies, the hipsters, the homeless, the gays and the Googlers… ugh!

The cynical tourist can’t deal with the city’s heavenly tableaus, its stupid acceptance, charming architecture, being unable to make a call because “there’s butterflies everywhere,” interpreting a pair of colorful parrots as harbingers of the gay agenda, confusing the jellyfish at the Academy of Sciences for dental dam, and telling a tree in Golden Gate Park to “get a job.”

Obviously the tongue-in-cheek rampage points out to everything that makes San Francisco so butt-fucking idyllic.

 

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